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Humans dream about leaving Earth and traveling through the galaxy. But we were born too early to be part of it. Or were we? The reality is, we could begin our dream by building a Moon base today. We actually do have the technology and current estimates from NASA and the private sector say it
What is all this? Little nibbles for the travel Little nibbles? You can feed an entire district with this. Don’t exaggerate. This is just for you. Thank god. I am fasting today. Bhakarwadi, Mawa Cake, Bhakri Why are you carrying Peanut Chutney? I got it from Solapur specially. We are going to Mumbai It’s just
(spooky music) (blood splattering) (woman screaming) (door bell rings) – [Snapchat Ghost] Trick or treat? – Oh happy Halloween Snapchat! Costume’s a little on the nose. – [Snapchat Ghost] I’m a ghost! – Yeah, you sure are. And I see Instagram’s here too. – [Instagram Ghost] I’m a ghost! – I can see that, yeah.
TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA LADDIES MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE And welcome back to Bio Inc. I am ready to get back into my morgue to kill some people We did the head start last time where the victim had a poor life style So it helped us out but this time were going
-Hi! We’re the writers of CollegeHumor. And we’re calling our shot to end malaria Because it is ridiculous that now, in 2016, a child dies every two minutes from a totally preventable disease. -Yeah. So right now, we’re all gonna try to make a backwards free-throw. -And the last person to make the shot has
-Your comedy has always been very honest, which is why people adore you so much. And one of the things you also talk about is your husband, Chris. -Yeah. -Here’s a photo of you guys right here. -You should show the cake again. -What? -What if you showed the cake again? This is my husband.
(doorbell rings) -(woman) Oh! Oh, my goodness. …that thing is not moving. -(man) Thank you. -(woman) Bye! Oh, my God, you’re pretty scary. My dog’s gonna freak. Who are you? You’re pretty good. Okay. Trick or treat? -(woman giggling) That’s really creeping me out. -Hello, scary, scary, scary person. I’m not gonna lie. You’re kinda