Oh.. bro.. come in.. Can I borrow a small bowl of sugar? Why not? Please do come in. I will return it in the evening. It is not required. Please come in. Please lend me. Small bowl.. What’s happening? What are you busy with? What has happened to him? Nothing.. He is busy with Tinder.
[Julian] Hello Everyone. [Julian] Yes Julian here. Yes [Julian] I’ve got some very sad news to tell you [Julian] Yes you see… [Julian] I’ve got an illness a couple of days ago and… [Julian] I’m dying! [Cries] [Julian] Oh yes it’s so sad [Julian] I’m so sad I’m sick [Cries] [Miles] Oh sir. Oh sir.
Hi baby Why didn’t you come to school today? I am not feeling well baby. I think I have fever. You know baby that I don’t like staying in school without you that’s why I also decided to bunk off. Then go and hang out with your friends. Go and watch a movie. No way
MUSIC VIDEO MICROSCOPE!>>I AM VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS ONE. OH, YES.>>I REMEMBER WHEN I TOOK THIS PICTURE AT A STOCK PHOTO CONVENTION.>>THIS IS A NEW SEGMENT WE ARE GOING TO DISSECT A CURRENT MUSIC VIDEO THAT SMELLS WORSE THAN A DEAD FROG. NOW, REMEMBER PATO, THAT ADORABLE RAPPING CAB DRIVER FROM REBECCA BLACK’S FRIDAY, YOU
– Does it help to have someone to talk to? (elephant noises) – My mother always tells me to smile, and put on a happy face, she told me I had a purpose. To bring laughter and joy to the world. (elephant sounds) – [Little Girl] What’s happening? (elephant sounds) Where are they taking her?
(gasping) – That’s him – Randolph Bell, Chief of Surgery, he’s a legend. – He has got five stars – I want you, don’t you think I deserve the best? – Yes, and I’ll make sure you get it. (machine beeping) (gasp) – He is so dead. – Please, please save him. – I’m sorry
The tech revolution isn’t just about robots who love anal. It’s about slightly more. There’s a biotech revolution happening that’s bringing us closer to a future where disease is a thing of the past. Woman: Gene editing. That’s what they call it. And it uses something called the CRISPR system. They’re hoping that someday doctors
– We’re talking probably one of the worst kisses that has ever existed. Pushed our mouths together, stuck our tongues out, and then just rested them there. (clicks) My name is Nick Kocher. This is a story about falling into like with a girl. Not love. Lower stakes. Lower your expectations. I’m good at intros.
(intense electronic music) – Hey, welcome to the Viral Rant. You know what, I hear all this stuff about Donald Trump saying that he’s the number one person who’s gonna make America great again, he’s the number one person who’s gonna take this country to where it needs to be. Hey, Donald, let me talk
– Hands against the wall. – Prisoner number 6843291. – All right man. – Yep. All right, coffee enema time. – What’s happening? (laughing) (happy music) – Words. – Hello, and welcome to the fifth episode of Zom Com Diaries. Guys, we did it. We shot the first episode of Infectious, and I wanted to