Honest Trailers – Frozen

From the studio that finally learned how to
make Pixar movies and the songwriting duo behind “Hasa Diga
Eebowai” Comes the feature-length music video for “Let
it Go”– FROZEN It’s been three years since the last Disney
musical, and 18 years since the last good Disney musical. Now, the big D is back and adjusted for inflation,
with Two princesses two goofy sidekicks and three different orphans. Welcome to Arendelle, a magical-ish Scandanavian-ish
country that’s been cursed with eternal winter
… even though their main export is ice. Meet Elsa, a manic-depressive princess with
a confusing set of powers, like Snow-blasting Dress-making Castle-building And creating life? “You’re alive?!” “I think so.” They kinda gloss over that one. Fall in love with her adorkable sister Anna
Who spends 3 years of her adult life shut inside a castle…
even though she could leave at any time. “I can’t live like this anymore!” “Then leave” And who could forget the completely unnecessary,
unexplained, magical troll rocks? When disaster strikes, watch Anna save the
day by teaming up with Her sister A merchant A hot guy And a snowman To defeat… Her sister A merchant A hot guy And a snowman. Experience a clever twist on past Disney films
that teaches girls they don’t need a prince to rescue them, because all men are disgusting
loners Greedy murderers Or lying manipulative power hungry sociopaths. “You won’t get away with this.” “I already have.” Happy now, Jezebel? So gather the family and sing along on a musical
journey that’s all about the soundtrack. Featuring unforgettable songs like The exposition song! The
song that sounds like it’s from Wicked The romantic duet The other romantic duet The anthropomorphic sidekick’s comic relief
song The one you skip The one you don’t know the words to And the YOLO song. Starring… Forgotten Sarah Marshall Kristoff Waltz Ugly Smurfs Hans Gruber Merchandising and the wickedly talented Adele Dazeem Frozen. You don’t need true love to thaw a frozen
heart: Just soak it in water for a few hours. Works
on turkeys. Hey, Screen Junkies
Can’t get enough of my buttery voice? Then check out Honest Game Trailers
over on Smosh Games. Click the box to check out our honest take
on Mario Kart. Screw you, blue shells!

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